Hopefully you got an awesome Steak & Blowjob yesterday. But if you're like me, you'll want that blowjob to turn into something else. Why not try some new positions to spice things up? I've compiled the top 7 positions that are probably the weirdest and/or funny but worth trying. We have a comment section at the bottom for those of you that have your own awesome techniques and want to share...
The Brute can be one of the tougher man-on-top positions. It is not the easiest position to get into, but it does give the giver a sense of control and power that is absent or low in most positions. To get into this position, the giver squats over their partner (facing away) while resting on the back of their partner's legs, which are brought towards their chest to expose them at a unique angle. If the giver is comfortable with their balance, they can reach behind and under to give their partner some additional manual stimulation.
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The name Pile Driver conjures up a dramatic image! This position has the receiver lay on their back with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who stands astride the receiver's groin to perform. The giver moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's lower body.
This position requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most, but it is wonderfully "naughty" due to the feeling of being totally exposed and 'giving it all'. Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards).
This is a variation of Doggy-Style that due to the extreme body angles means that the penis is most likely too far away from the vagina for it to be practical; this position is therefore most suited to anal sex. The receiver is on knees with the upper body lowered.The giver faces away and crouches over the receiver's rear end; pointing the penis at a downward angle the giver inserts and then thrusts up and down.
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Prison Guard has the receiver bending over at the waist, but with the receiver's wrists pulled back and held by the giver (as if cuffed together). Bending over pushes the pelvis back against the giver allowing easier and deeper penetration, but is otherwise less intimate than the regular Standing version.
For variation the receiver should try spreading their legs apart or bringing them together. However, the farther the legs are spread the deeper the giver is going to have to squat to gain access; say hello to burning quads. To overcome height differences, the giver should try squatting, or the receiver should be given something to stand on.
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The successful execution of Big Dipper depends on arm endurance and core strength. The 'pumper' positions themselves in between two very sturdy units such as a couch edge and an ottoman, placing their hands on the surface behind (as for a triceps dip) and their legs out in front on the other surface. The other lover stands over them with knees slightly bent, straddling their legs. The receiver can counter any height differences by squatting. If it's too tough to for the giver to do a full dip, the receiver may engage in squat thrusts to create more movement.
Don't even think about trying the Standing 69 position unless the lifting partner can squat the same weight as that of the other partner.
To get into this position the lifting partner needs a lot of strength and a little bit of patience... The lifter should start from the Sitting 69 position, sitting down in a fairly high chair and help their partner manoeuvre into position, with the lifted partner placing their head between the lifter's legs while wrapping their own legs loosely around the lifter's neck and shoulders, and the arms tightly around the lifter's back.
The lifting partner wraps their own arms tightly around the back of their partner and stands up carefully (keeping their own back as straight as possible), while paying very close attention to their partner's head and neck so as not to knock or strain them.
Not for the timid, the Amazon can be one of the tougher woman-on-top positions. It is not the easiest position to get into, but it does give the receiver a sense of control and power that is absent or low in most positions. To get into this position, the receiver squats over their partner while resting on the back of their partner's legs, which are brought towards their chest to expose them at a unique angle. If the receiver is comfortable with their balance, they can reach behind and under to give their partner some additional manual stimulation.
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