I was visiting Denver, Colorado for business with a couple of my coworkers and I knew I'd be there for just the weekend. My buddies had mentioned using the OKCupid Broadcast feature. It's practically a mobile app feature where you simply broadcast your location and people near you of whatever sex you're looking for, can see what you're wanting to do. If they like you, they can hit you up.
Anyways, long story short I got a lead. The girl looked AMAZING! I couldn't believe it. I scrolled through every single picture she had on there and she was truly magnificent. So I decided to hit her up too. We chatted back and forth via their messaging system for a few hours. I thought it'd be a great idea to have her meet me at the bar my co-workers and I were at just to show her off. You know how guys are...we like to show off hot ladies.
She agreed and when she showed up, everyone at the table was in shock at the fact that I was about to embark on a hot date with this hot lady. They all immediately started downloading the OKCupid app.
As we got in my car, I kept fighting the urge to just drive to a hotel and do my thing. But I had to be a gentleman and decided to take her to a nice restaurant nearby to eat and maybe a few cocktails afterwards to get the mood set right. On the way to the restaurant, she kept asking me if I had read her profile fully. I said yes, although I knew I had just browsed through her pictures. She seemed happy at the fact that I had read her profile apparently, so I knew I was in.
After eating an expensive meal and having a few cocktails, I asked if she wanted to head to my hotel room and she said sure. I had a huge smile on my face as we drove to my hotel.
When we arrived, we immediately started to make out. Her lips felt like I was kissing an angel. I thought I was in love. I started to feel her breasts and woah! So nice and fake. Perfect! I kept thanking God. She threw me on the bed and went straight for the cockal area. I was NOT about to tell her no. I have to admit, that was probably the best blowjob I've ever had. It's like she knew EXACTLY what I wanted. Was she a mindreader?
I pulled her up and flipped her over, slowly taking off her clothes while kissing every inch of her body. Then it hit. She...or HE, had a dick. WTF?! I jumped back ready to strike and asked WTF was going on? She seemed surprised and asked, "but I thought you said you read my profile. It said I'm a transgender looking for someone to show me around town." I'll admit that when I glanced through it, I thought I had read "I'm a transfer" not "transgender". I was in shock but I maintained my gentleman ways and sat next to him to learn more. I think I was intrigued. He seemed really nice.
He told me his whole life story. I gotta say, this man was a great person. Just because he has the same body parts I have, doesn't make him a bad person. We're now great facebook friends and correspond frequently.