GuysKeepScore.com & GirlsKeepScore.com is like fantasy football, but instead of scoring with footballs, we score with people. So two of our top lady scorers decided they wanted to rate the Top 7 NFL Draftees. Here is the outcome.
Molly: The guy is gifted but OMG! The dude needs some serious surgery before I would sleep with him. About the only thing he has going for him is his wallet.
Mary-Jane: He’s 6’4” and 232. I’ve always had a thing for husky guys. His teeth need some serious work. He kinda reminds me of a badger. Odd he didn’t play for Wisconsin.
Robert Griffin III
Molly: He should have been the first draft pick, but I’m pretty positive the Colts didn’t want someone hung bigger than them.
Mary-Jane: He’s a little dark for my liking, but he reminds me of a mix of Steve Urkel and Will.I.Am.
Molly: Look at the dude’s legs! If his legs are that wide…what else is that wide? OH YES!
Mary-Jane: Besides the fact that he has an oversized forehead, I think what he wore to the draft has put his rankings a little higher in my book. Love that suit against his skin. LOVE IT.
Molly: The dude looks overweight and not very strong. I doubt I’d ever even think about sleeping with him…no matter how much cash he threw at me.
Mary-Jane: I think he looks like a terrorist. It’s like if a bear raped an Al-Qaeda member, he’d be the child to come out of that. That’s not a bad thing though. He has a lot of anger and size. I feel bad for the opposing team.
Molly: It’s obvious he likes to drink as he’s been arrested before for a DUI. His hands look magical though. Wonder what else they can do besides catch a ball.
Mary-Jane: I think a guy with a rap sheet is actually kinda hot. But his hands…seriously. I’m in or is he…?
Molly: His speed is phenomenal…but hopefully he’s not that fast in the sack. I’d totally do him in a second.
Mary-Jane: Finally! Someone darker than Wesley Snipes! Hopefully no tax problems with this guy though. I’m in!
Molly: The hairdo…wtf? Did his stylist hate him? I’m still wondering wtf happened there. Seriously…wtf?
Mary-Jane: He seems to be the perfect height and weight for me. And with that hair…he’s definitely my top pick.
This article was made for entertainment purposes. GKS is a game about scoring touchdowns, but not in the NFL. We score with people.
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